Girlfriends for hire?
Friday, April 06, 2012


No, I'm not trying to hire a girlfriend.

There's an answer though, for all your girlfriend problems 
(or the lack thereof)

http://www.girlfriendhire.com/


I'm as serious as when I told you I'm awesome. Basically you can hire someone for $5 to pretend to be your girlfriend. On social networks, or text you, or call you, or do homework (holy crap!) for you.

Let me just type a few interesting ones I've seen on the front page.

I will teach you HTML for $5
I will teach you rudimentary analytical logic for $5
I will be your clingy fake gf via Facebook and/or texts for $5.
I will teach you proper English AND Slang for $5 
I will send you flirty text messages for $5.
I will talk to you for whatever is on your mind for $5.
I will answer ANY questions you have about girls for $5.

You know, when you look past how retarded this is, I really think that being able to hire a tutor for $5 to teach you whatever things, seems like a pretty good deal. Furthermore, you can be absolutely certain that your tutor will be of the opposite gender.

Is there a male version of this service? It's in beta, so you can rest assure that they're trying.

All jokes aside, I really do think that whoever who came up with this idea is really clever. As long as this doesn't turn into some sluts for hire website, it might actually become some ridiculous educational website. Or a really awesome one used to prank people



I just wanted to share it, hopefully I can change your life, from this, to this.



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Things to do when you're bored
Sunday, February 19, 2012

I realized that I haven't written anything stupid in this blog yet. Out of the 188 published, none of them are pointless. So I thought, this isn't befitting of my lifestyle.

"I love doing pointless things."
because I can.

FUN
  1. Type with only your thumbs.
  2. Shout out of your windows, "I AM A GOD!"
  3. Go up to a girl and say OH SHIT! then walk away
  4. Eat poriddge with chopsticks
  5. Eat noodles with a spoon.
  6. Face the fan and go "BLAAAUUUOOOOOOAGH"
  7. Change your birthday on facebook to today, and wait.
  8. Like every single post you see on facebook
  9. Retweet everything you see on twitter
  10. Take the lift up and down 20 times
  11. Stare at a random stranger, pick up your phone and say loudly "he's the one"
  12. Troll everyone on youtube
  13. Bathe with your clothes on
  14. Draw moustache and eyeliner on random posters
  15. Soak your biscuit in your drink for 1minute before eating
  16. Faceplant into your bed when you go to sleep
  17. Stare at your friend and don't say anything for 5mins.
  18. Watch Steven Lim on Youtube
  19. Watch Aaron Tan on Youtube
  20. Watch Steven Lim and Aaron Tan on 2 windows simultaneously
  21. Watch all the videos on this channel
  22. Read all the post on this blog

Okay I ran out of stupid things to do. I guess I'm just not as pointless as I thought I am. At least do 1 of the stuffs listed here? Because some are pretty easy. I've done probably 4 or 5 of the things here. No gifts for guessing the right ones.

Well, hope you have fun doing it. Good luck my minions~

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