Monday, January 28, 2013

Have you ever been on a bus? Yes? Good.
Have you ever have to alight from the bus? Yes? Good.
Have you ever waited for someone else to press the bell instead of pressing it yourself? Yes? Fuck you.

Sometimes I don't get it. Why will the entire bus just wait for a single person to press the bell? Are you that lazy to simply press that fucking button? Are you losing out on something?! I see a whole bunch of people looking all anxious and nervous on their seats, thinking that no one might press the bell, and that they wouldn't press it until the last second possible.

I mean, it's alright to be a little lazy and wait for someone to press the bell instead. But when I see a bus full of people that are obviously alighting on the same stop, and that no one presses the bell until the bus is like 20 meters away from the stop, it gets on my nerves.

What about me? I'm obviously texting or doing something on my phone. Or I'll usually press the bell.

I don't know man, why are people so anal? 

Labels: annoyed, life, random, rant, stupid

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Sunday, February 19, 2012

I realized that I haven't written anything stupid in this blog yet. Out of the 188 published, none of them are pointless. So I thought, this isn't befitting of my lifestyle.

"I love doing pointless things."
because I can.

FUN

1. Type with only your thumbs.
2. Shout out of your windows, "I AM A GOD!"
3. Go up to a girl and say OH SHIT! then walk away
4. Eat poriddge with chopsticks
5. Eat noodles with a spoon.
6. Face the fan and go "BLAAAUUUOOOOOOAGH"
7. Change your birthday on facebook to today, and wait.
8. Like every single post you see on facebook
9. Retweet everything you see on twitter
10. Take the lift up and down 20 times
11. Stare at a random stranger, pick up your phone and say loudly "he's the one"
12. Troll everyone on youtube
13. Bathe with your clothes on
14. Draw moustache and eyeliner on random posters
15. Soak your biscuit in your drink for 1minute before eating
16. Faceplant into your bed when you go to sleep
17. Stare at your friend and don't say anything for 5mins.
18. Watch Steven Lim on Youtube
19. Watch Aaron Tan on Youtube
20. Watch Steven Lim and Aaron Tan on 2 windows simultaneously
21. Watch all the videos on this channel
22. Read all the post on this blog

Okay I ran out of stupid things to do. I guess I'm just not as pointless as I thought I am. At least do 1 of the stuffs listed here? Because some are pretty easy. I've done probably 4 or 5 of the things here. No gifts for guessing the right ones.

Well, hope you have fun doing it. Good luck my minions~

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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Yes, now you clearly see how stupid you are.

This is the reason why I pretty much teaching other people unless I'm know he will understand what I'm saying. That or if I'm just feeling kind/bored that day.

I think I probably said this many times before, but before you ask me something, please, Google it. It exists for a reason. If you still can't find it, then find me by all means, I'm more than willing to help. Even though the fact is that I'll end up Googling for it anyway.

So I guess the moral of the story is this.

"If you're good at searching for things, you're practically half a genius already."

Labels: funny, geek, help desk, joke, medieval, must watch, stupid, true, video

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Monday, October 31, 2011

Run away from the monster!

Well, I apologize for such a lousy first picture. But you see, I forgot to bring the camera out. It was raining and stuffs so I missed all the great shots, whatever.

But I decided to go with this. It's my fingers running away.
(I know I have fat fingers, shut up)

The reason for this is,
I practically slept through the first lesson (elective), I skipped about 30mins of the 2nd lesson for breakfast. I manage to sit through the 3rd, but the 4th one, I got my attendance and left.

So I'm basically running away from all the lessons today. Hah! Such an awesome idea.

Man, really not looking forward to tomorrow. Oh well, at least it's more bearable than I initially though! So um, this is really short, I shall end off with this.

Labels: crab, daily photo, fail, funny, joke, life, stupid, video

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Thursday, October 06, 2011

I am really really unimpressed.

Let's start by saying that, this is bullshit. What kind of a shit release is this. Where's the iPhone 5?! Where's the redesign, where's that magical feeling?!


Alright, maybe I'm being a little harsh. If you think about it, it's not like other people don't do things like this all the time. Look at the Motorola Droid series, look at the Optimus series. Or the Xperia Arc vs Xperia Arc S. They are all essential the same product design with a few internal changes. Yet no one's slamming on them. For a good reason too.


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Labels: apple, disappointed, geek, iphone, stupid

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